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padi56 · 25 August 2006, 01:58 AM

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.

The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking clueless gobshite!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name,I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

Launch Mini · 25 August 2006, 02:52 AM

JJ Irani · 25 August 2006, 04:24 AM

LMAO!! Good one on a Friday morning!!

C.J. · 25 August 2006, 10:48 AM

25 August 2006, 01:58 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,211	Irish Paddy's Sister. Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking clueless gobshite!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name,I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 August 2006, 02:52 AM	#2
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	__________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

25 August 2006, 04:24 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO!! Good one on a Friday morning!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 August 2006, 10:48 AM	#4
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