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Old 7 August 2020, 01:53 PM   #1
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Holiday Sex
My wife recently told me she much prefers sex on holiday.

.....not the best postcard I’ve ever received tbh!


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Old 7 August 2020, 01:55 PM   #2
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Old 7 August 2020, 02:45 PM   #3
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Old 7 August 2020, 03:22 PM   #4
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Old 7 August 2020, 03:56 PM   #5
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Old 7 August 2020, 06:17 PM   #6
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Old 7 August 2020, 10:25 PM   #7
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Old 9 August 2020, 11:49 AM   #9
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Very funny.
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Old 9 August 2020, 11:50 PM   #10
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Old 10 August 2020, 12:14 AM   #11
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Old 10 August 2020, 12:25 AM   #12
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Ouch...
Agreed.
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Old 10 August 2020, 12:59 AM   #13
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Old 10 August 2020, 07:05 AM   #14
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Old 10 August 2020, 08:24 AM   #15
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Get rid of the wife and get a call girl. With the call girl you take care of business and send her on her way. With a wife.....well, you're screwed for life....
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Old 27 August 2020, 02:29 AM   #16
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time to change a wife
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Old 27 August 2020, 03:16 AM   #17
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Old 27 August 2020, 03:23 AM   #18
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Yikes...this is the funniest..
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Old 27 August 2020, 11:09 AM   #19
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So you got our card then...
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Old 28 August 2020, 12:12 AM   #20
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Get rid of the wife and get a call girl. With the call girl you take care of business and send her on her way. With a wife.....well, you're screwed for life....
The problem is somebody else is doing the screwing. :)
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Old 28 August 2020, 12:23 AM   #21
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Tell your wife it's some kind of holiday somewhere in on Earth different countries and see if that would suffice??

I doubt she'll buy it but if she does then you are welcome and good luck!
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Old 28 August 2020, 02:23 AM   #22
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The problem is somebody else is doing the screwing. :)
Well, in this world someone has to do the screwed... as long as it's not me..
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Old 7 September 2020, 10:48 PM   #23
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