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Tikandtokalot · 28 August 2020, 07:06 PM

Fast Snail
There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datsun 240Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240Z, but he wants it repainted to read 240-S

The dealer asks, "Why?"

The snail replies, "S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by they'd say.

"Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

Andad · 28 August 2020, 07:38 PM

Oh!

swatty · 28 August 2020, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Andad

Oh!

Psmith · 28 August 2020, 08:01 PM

AzPaul · 28 August 2020, 09:53 PM

You know it's an old joke when there's a Datsun dealership in it

Contused · 28 August 2020, 11:20 PM

Pongster · 29 August 2020, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzPaul

You know it's an old joke when there's a Datsun dealership in it

Yes, nissan just launched the 370Z. :)

NYC6 · 22 September 2020, 03:39 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOa-RWv2AAU

jatco · 24 September 2020, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contused

jatco · 24 September 2020, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYC6

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOa-RWv2AAU

Touce'

Greggray · 24 September 2020, 12:05 PM

Lol

cvo · 30 October 2020, 11:34 AM

Not sure I get it - I am slow....

After watching the video, I get it now.

BNA/LION · 30 October 2020, 11:38 AM

owl. · 13 November 2020, 06:44 AM

Good joke now that i understand it!

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

ZOOK · 15 November 2020, 05:58 AM

La Belle Magnifique

jatco · 15 November 2020, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOOK

La Belle Magnifique

c'est bon...
I still chuckle over it....

Contused · 16 November 2020, 12:43 AM

The illustrated version…

28 August 2020, 07:06 PM	#1
Tikandtokalot "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Location: Scotland Watch: Tudor BB41 M79540 Posts: 648	Fast Snail. Fast Snail There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datsun 240Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240Z, but he wants it repainted to read 240-S The dealer asks, "Why?" The snail replies, "S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by they'd say. "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

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13 November 2020, 06:44 AM	#14
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