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idk01 · 13 April 2009, 12:50 PM

A man named Terry goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.
'The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day. 'The guy is puzzled and
says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2
PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'
''This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

coddger · 13 April 2009, 01:02 PM

JJ Irani · 13 April 2009, 01:59 PM

hflee55 · 13 April 2009, 02:03 PM

onkyo · 13 April 2009, 02:52 PM

limbo · 13 April 2009, 03:00 PM

Lion · 14 April 2009, 12:38 AM

Very good!!!

Bisquitlips · 14 April 2009, 08:10 AM

13 April 2009, 12:50 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	The Council Job A man named Terry goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years. 'The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day. 'The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' ''This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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