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idk01 · 15 April 2009, 02:14 AM

Whilst baby balloon was very young he was allowed to sleep with mummy and
daddy but one day daddy had to take his son aside and say "sorry son but
you're growing fast there is no room in our bed any more so you are going
to have to sleep in your own bed from now on".

Baby balloon wasn't happy sleeping on his own and so crept into his parents
room in the early hours let a little bit of air out of his mummy and then a
little out of his daddy and then some air out of himself.

Daddy awoke in the morning and was really furious!

He dragged his son to one side and said "Son, you've let me down! your
mother down! but worst of all you've let yourself down!"

Lion · 15 April 2009, 03:10 AM

?????

JJ Irani · 15 April 2009, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

?????

x2

bodybump · 15 April 2009, 03:56 AM

ummmm...... ok i think im lost...

limbo · 15 April 2009, 06:42 AM

Mosco · 15 April 2009, 09:10 AM

Not your best one, but you're still batting .900 at least, so that ain't bad!

onkyo · 15 April 2009, 09:57 AM

Not great, but not bad.... in the middle.

idk01 · 15 April 2009, 10:06 AM

Was a late night ;-) and wasn't allowed any coffee for 24 hours, Sorry guys :-( I'll have to make up for it with some real good ones :-)

hflee55 · 15 April 2009, 11:56 AM

ok...i guess

Bisquitlips · 15 April 2009, 12:15 PM

Sheesh!!!!

Latrodectus · 15 April 2009, 12:50 PM

...pick one from the lower shelf!!!

onkyo · 15 April 2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idk01

Was a late night ;-) and wasn't allowed any coffee for 24 hours, Sorry guys :-( I'll have to make up for it with some real good ones :-)

Keep them coming Dave.... you are hilarious.

coddger · 15 April 2009, 02:16 PM

MrRetep · 15 April 2009, 02:42 PM

At first I was like:

:thi nking:

then I felt like:

:thum bsdow

But then I think I got it so im like:

:thinki ng:

JJ Irani · 15 April 2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onkyo

Keep them coming Dave.... you are hilarious.

Very true, Dave......you certainly can make us laugh!!

Kokyuryoku · 15 April 2009, 08:05 PM

So did the baby balloon have a thing for his mother?

I got it.

I'm going to use that in my class today.

figbo · 16 April 2009, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

x2

X3

15 April 2009, 02:14 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Mummy and Daddy Balloon have a baby balloon. Whilst baby balloon was very young he was allowed to sleep with mummy and daddy but one day daddy had to take his son aside and say "sorry son but you're growing fast there is no room in our bed any more so you are going to have to sleep in your own bed from now on". Baby balloon wasn't happy sleeping on his own and so crept into his parents room in the early hours let a little bit of air out of his mummy and then a little out of his daddy and then some air out of himself. Daddy awoke in the morning and was really furious! He dragged his son to one side and said "Son, you've let me down! your mother down! but worst of all you've let yourself down!" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

15 April 2009, 03:10 AM	#2
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15 April 2009, 10:06 AM	#8
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Was a late night ;-) and wasn't allowed any coffee for 24 hours, Sorry guys :-( I'll have to make up for it with some real good ones :-) __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

15 April 2009, 06:42 AM	#5
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15 April 2009, 09:57 AM	#7
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15 April 2009, 12:50 PM	#11
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15 April 2009, 08:05 PM	#16
Kokyuryoku "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Rye Location: Japan Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,156	So did the baby balloon have a thing for his mother? I got it. I'm going to use that in my class today. __________________ 'The Way of a Warrior is based on humanity, love, and sincerity; the heart of martial valor is true bravery, wisdom, love, and friendship. Emphasis on the physical aspects of warriorship is futile, for the power of the body is always limited'*- Morihei Ueshiba -* Omega 3570.50 (77mil) Rolex 16610 (V) Rolex 1601 (1966) Seiko BM

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