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21 March 2021, 09:37 AM
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You’ve got to be kidding!
A man walks into a pre-owned watch shop advertising Rolex as the main focus. He browses around, spots a LNIB Cosmograph Daytona reference116500LN with full kit. Eyes widening, he walks over to the case inspect it more closely. As he bends over for a look, he inadvertently breaks wind rather loudly.
Red with embarassment, he wheels around and glances nervously to see if anyone has noticed - praying no one has. As he turns back around, his worst nightmare materializes in the form of a beautiful sales rep standing right beside him. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the sales rep greets him politely, "Good day sir, may I help you find something today?" Still uncomfortable, but hoping that maybe she hadn’t been that close at the time of his little accident, he points to the LNIB Cosmograph Daytona 116500LN with full kit and asks, "What what is the price of that one?" She cocks her head and answers with an amused smile, “Sir, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to absolutely shit when I tell you the price!"
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21 March 2021, 10:32 AM
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Brilliant!
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21 March 2021, 10:34 AM
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LOL good one
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21 March 2021, 10:51 AM
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Ha--excellent!
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23 March 2021, 12:28 AM
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Hahaha not heard that before
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23 March 2021, 11:29 PM
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24 March 2021, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: Yuri
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27 March 2021, 03:48 PM
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Real Name: Larry
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