Jason and his girlfriend Samantha are ...

[Darlinboy]

... out for a casual afternoon stroll around the local mall. Noticing that the photo studio across the aisle is having a special, Samantha says, "Hey, there's a photographer over there, let’s have our photo taken."

So they wait in the studio's line and have a few pictures taken.

Continuing on, they pass a crowded food court. Feeling a bit peckish, Samantha says, "Hey, Jason let's stop in here and grab something to eat."

So they wait in the line to get a table and then sit down when one finally opens up, a nice one, next to the fountain and not too close to the walkway, but where they can still watch the other people walking by.

Looking around at the various food offerings, which include pizza, Chinese food, Chick Fil-A, Quinzos - the usual mall fare - Samantha notices a Fresh to Go counter serving salads and says, "Hey, Jason, I'm in the mood for a salad today, would you mind?"

So Jason waits in line at the salad counter and picks up two bowls of salad, chicken caesar for him, and a greek salad for Samantha, with the dressing on the side.

As they munch their salads and people-watch Samantha gets a bit thirsty (that feta cheese is rather salty) and says to Jason, "Honey, would please get me something to drink, a cup of fruit punch would be nice."

Jason gets up to go find one for her, but …

… there isn’t a punch line.

[Spectre38]

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[nyctoytimer]

My kind of joke!!

[cop414]

Bwaaaahahaha

[SFmedic13]

I used this one and almost got clobbered....

[donas]

[Andad]