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3 March 2022, 09:16 AM
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Know ant Rolex Jokes??
Mine:
A Yuppie is driving his BMW & admiring his Rolex with his arm resting outside his BMW. He is so enthralled, he doesn't notice he has veered into another lane of traffic, causing his car to be side-swiped. The other driver rushes over & the Yuppie is crying: "Oh my God..My Beemer, my Beemer." The other driver says: "Man, what about YOUR ARM"?? The Yuppie sees his severed arm In the road & begins to shout "Oh my God, MY ROLEX, My Rolex"!! I'll be here all week! Your Rolex Jokes?? |
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3 March 2022, 12:40 PM
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Watch: all of 'em :))
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Heard this before
 And where is the ant in the story?   Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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3 March 2022, 12:52 PM
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Location: USA
Watch: YM40 Rhodium
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There are a plethora of Rolex jokes listed in the for sales forum. Pick one, any one, and have a good laugh. I especially love the one where the panda is listed for $53k
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4 March 2022, 12:35 PM
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Real Name: Mike
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4 March 2022, 02:29 PM
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I have a great joke about the 116500LN, but you probably won't get it.
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5 March 2022, 12:17 AM
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Real Name: Paul
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No Rolexes walk into a bar, though several are on waiting lists.
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5 March 2022, 12:55 AM
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You hear about the three armed robbers at the local
Rolex dealer?? They got away empty handed. |
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12 May 2022, 06:09 PM
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nice joke
hahahahaaaa
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19 May 2022, 06:24 AM
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These are great
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19 May 2022, 06:28 AM
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19 May 2022, 07:24 AM
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My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex.
I think they misunderstood when I said 'I wanna watch.' -Will Ferrell |
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13 June 2022, 12:25 PM
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Haha
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