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Old 24 June 2009, 07:52 AM   #1
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died
Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O,Neil, Irish,
30, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

'Thought he was having his picture taken'.
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Old 24 June 2009, 01:04 PM   #2
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Old 24 June 2009, 04:39 PM   #3
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Ahh . . . good one at the expense of my people!
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Old 25 June 2009, 12:56 AM   #7
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Old 25 June 2009, 12:03 PM   #8
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Old 25 June 2009, 08:26 PM   #9
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Old 27 June 2009, 11:16 AM   #10
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Old 27 June 2009, 08:23 PM   #12
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