OCD With Your Rolex Watches.

[padi56]

For all the guys with OCD with there Rolex watches, the new improved all in one Superlative COSC testing machine.Now with built in pull out alignment testing tools to test to the tiniest micron on bezels crowns rehauts etc.New added pull out certified digital scales and measuring device to make sure you have not be done over the size,weight, of your watches or box size or bits of plastic etc,plus tips on legal action if size is not whats quoted in the brochures.Plus after hundreds of hours of trying to crack the new Rolex Random Case stamp code,and thanks to the thousands of members obsessions on serial stamps on a well known Rolex forum.The moderators and admin spent hundreds of hours answering questions on serials/prices/value which seem to be more important than the actual watches.We at last have come up with a RCC machine (Rolex Code Cracker) plus all in one testing machine. Its made from 904L S.Steel now called oyster steel, with parachrom blue springs and paraflex protection.Plus the new groundbreaking and ceramic push keys with flat four type fonts ceramic push keys have been tested down to 100m underwater, and has been fully Superlative tested and is now fully TRF certified.This will be on sale soon we have built in a two watch-winder into the case with room to store 10 watches in its built in humidity controlled secret draw that's velvet line to protect the extremely delicate 904L now called oystersteel S.steel.Plus built in atomic clock and 2 timegrapher machines plus 25 different timing apps to time watches to 100000th of a second.For details on ordering please mail. TRF OCD members living on fantasy island.com

(Rolex all in one OCD plus Code Cracking Machine all tool extras fit inside case.)

[Scapegoat]

Hahahahaha!

Amazing & thank you

[brandrea]

I think I’m just getting rid of my watches

[Kevin of Larchmont]

I’m going to stick with therapy but I’m glad to know there is a solution available for the aspirational OCD pretenders among us!

[SubDate]

THANK YOU PADI! It simply had to be said and you said it best.

[Wilco68]

Is it possible to pay by card?

[espanol]

Favorite post in years.

[WilsdorfNDavis]

I'm so OCD I have to call it CDO.

[WatchTimes]

Lol!!!

[Catatafish]

But is it safe to operate in London?

Edit:
Also we need a nickname for it.

[alllexandru]

Ordered 2 pcs, thanks!

[Henrimontgomery]

I propose we also create a parrot breed that says wish list don’t exist but only in fantasy land

[Oldfellow]

Can you add me to the Waiting List please.

[inadeje]

Hahaha love the humor

Isn’t that the enigma encryption device from WWII?

[Dan Pierce]

Why oh why is the Tudor testing machine 2mm thicker????
dP

[INC]

Am I late again? It sold out in seconds? What a shame for me...



Seriously: Is this really a brand new, boxed, late-release, four-wheeled limited edition of the Enigma? Do you have the original papers too? Then I'd be interested...

[cop414]

Love it Peter!