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Kensk · 18 March 2025, 09:12 PM

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
...SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

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JETNASH · 27 March 2025, 10:11 AM

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Rebel · 27 March 2025, 11:18 AM

Good one.

BNA/LION · 27 March 2025, 12:10 PM

Hail Mary!
Hail Mary!

Tri-Tip · 28 March 2025, 01:19 AM

Two nuns were riding their bikes through Rome on their way back to the Convent, it was beginning to get dark, so they felt they needed to rush.
The first nun said, "I know a shortcut through the old part of town, let's take that". The second nun agreed.
As they were nearing the convent, the second nun said "I've never come this way before".
The first nun replied "It's the cobblestones".

MrGoat · 28 March 2025, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tri-Tip

Two nuns were riding their bikes through Rome on their way back to the Convent, it was beginning to get dark, so they felt they needed to rush.
The first nun said, "I know a shortcut through the old part of town, let's take that". The second nun agreed.
As they were nearing the convent, the second nun said "I've never come this way before".
The first nun replied "It's the cobblestones".

Hahahahahahah!! I first read that joke as a 10-12 yr old in Playboy and didn’t understand it.

Thanks for bringing back fond memories!!

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18 March 2025, 09:12 PM	#1
Kensk 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Real Name: Ken Location: UK Watch: 116233 Posts: 1,994	2 Nuns There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. ...SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! __________________ Justified and Ancient

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Tri-Tip "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: CA, USA Watch: Out!!! Posts: 6,508	Two nuns were riding their bikes through Rome on their way back to the Convent, it was beginning to get dark, so they felt they needed to rush. The first nun said, "I know a shortcut through the old part of town, let's take that". The second nun agreed. As they were nearing the convent, the second nun said "I've never come this way before". The first nun replied "It's the cobblestones".

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