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Prince · 12 October 2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

What amazes me is that they were/are smart, good looking, college educated, and well to do. Thus, it can't be my fault they did not see the positives of being married to me and bringing home Budweise and Pork Rinds on a daily basis.

Their loss, Joe. Their loss!

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

What amazes me is that they were/are smart, good looking, college educated, and well to do. Thus, it can't be my fault they did not see the positives of being married to me and bringing home Budweise and Pork Rinds on a daily basis.

My wife's an attorney and she brings me pork rinds and beef jerky. I must have a keeper.

yeeee-hawwwwwww

Prince · 12 October 2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

My wife's an attorney and she brings me pork rinds and beef jerky. I must have a keeper.

yeeee-hawwwwwww

Congrats - a rare find!

Idle Swede · 12 October 2009, 07:39 AM

Joe, I clearly understand that they were not that smart and educated but is there a way you can prove they were good looking?

Prince · 12 October 2009, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

...but is there a way you can prove they were good looking?

A classic Leo move!

Bisquitlips · 12 October 2009, 07:44 AM

The only true cure for addiction to TRF is to have purchased so many Rolexes that you are to broke to afford your internet connectivity!

redshirt1957 · 12 October 2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

My wife's an attorney and she brings me pork rinds and beef jerky. I must have a keeper.

yeeee-hawwwwwww

We could be brother-in-laws and don't now it yet. Hell, I am hitching up the home to the wife's new car and driving over to your neighborhood so we can met.

redshirt1957 · 12 October 2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

A classic Leo move!

Film at eleven.

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

We could be brother-in-laws and don't now it yet. Hell, I am hitching up the home to the wife's new car and driving over to your neighborhood so we can met.

You are in luck, sir. My neighbor just went through a divorce and the wife took half the double-wide, so just pull yours up next to his and we'll duct tape them together.

redshirt1957 · 12 October 2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

You are in luck, sir. My neighbor just went through a divorce and the wife took half the double-wide, so just pull yours up next to his and we'll duct tape them together.

Being an old redneck, I never leave home without duct tape and a couple of blue tarps.

redshirt1957 · 12 October 2009, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Their loss, Joe. Their loss!

The ex In-laws still keep in touch and I have a beer with them from time to time.

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Being an old redneck, I never leave home without duct tape and a couple of blue tarps.

Perfect!! We can duct tape the tarps over this way and make a covered walkway.

redshirt1957 · 12 October 2009, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

Perfect!! We can duct tape the tarps over this way and make a covered walkway.

Poke a few holes in the tarp, and in a pinch, we have a Bubba shower.

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Poke a few holes in the tarp, and in a pinch, we have a Bubba shower.

Even better: bring a weed eater and we'll clear the grass from around the old pick-up in the front yard. You can duct tape one of the tarps into the bed (once cleared of empty beer cans) and we can make a bath tub. If you have a leaf blower, we can make it a jacuzzi!

Idle Swede · 12 October 2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

Even better: bring a weed eater and we'll clear the grass from around the old pick-up in the front yard. You can duct tape one of the tarps into the bed (once cleared of empty beer cans) and we can make a bath tub. If you have a leaf blower, we can make it a jacuzzi!

Why not go all the way, throw in a vacuum cleaner and make it a brothel..

:thumbs up:

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Why not go all the way, throw in a vacuum cleaner and make it a brothel..

:thumbs up:

O M G - what a GREAT idea!!!

BarkMaster · 12 October 2009, 08:08 AM

Disregard the leaf blower. I'll get the shop vac and it can do double duty.

GBJIV · 12 October 2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zlin08033

Hi, please help me out here; I'm addicted to this site, whenever I have a chance I have to check this site - no matter it is in the office or at home

TRF is a great site.... I love it. Welcome aboard to a great group of people and friends.

sakuraba · 12 October 2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by zlin08033

Hi, please help me out here; I'm addicted to this site, whenever I have a chance I have to check this site - no matter it is in the office or at home

I have a simple solution: I just go out and get myself a Rolex. It weans me off TRF for a good hour and a half!

Sorry, but there really is no cure.

cody p · 12 October 2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by zlin08033

Hi, please help me out here; I'm addicted to this site, whenever I have a chance I have to check this site - no matter it is in the office or at home

i go through phases - but lately i've been on here a lot!

Nick1959 · 12 October 2009, 11:24 PM

Should we start a TRF anonymous?

idk01 · 12 October 2009, 11:46 PM

I get more withdrawals being away from TRF than I do with Cigarettes since giving them up hahahaha :-)

12 October 2009, 07:44 AM	#36
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