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Old 13 October 2009, 02:00 AM   #1
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Free puppies - part German shepherd, part dog

2 wire mesh butchering gloves - one 5-finger, one 3-finger, pair: $15

Tickle me elmo, still in box. Comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto,
excellent condition $6800

Cows, calves never bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

1983 Toyota Hunchback -- $20

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour dog

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog.

German shepherd. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks german. Free.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Free - 1 can of Pork & Beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

For sale: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) - $50

Nordic Track exerciser - $300 - hardly used. Call chubbie.

Found: dirty white dog ... looks like a rat ... been out a while ... better be
reward.

Hummels - largest selection ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!"

Nice parachute - never opened - used once - slightly stained

Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and
flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near
Southridge storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be
radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

Exercise equipment - queen size mattress & box spring - $175.

Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember

Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

Gas cloud clears out Taco Bill.

Open house - Body Shapers Toning Salon - Free Coffee & Doughnuts

Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $5.09 a kilo
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Old 13 October 2009, 02:52 AM   #2
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Old 13 October 2009, 05:49 AM   #3
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Old 13 October 2009, 10:58 AM   #4
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Very good!!!
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Old 13 October 2009, 11:05 AM   #5
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Old 13 October 2009, 02:32 PM   #6
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Elmo is kinda expensive eh!!
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Old 15 October 2009, 07:28 AM   #7
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Old 15 October 2009, 07:42 AM   #8
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Old 15 October 2009, 07:53 AM   #9
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Old 15 October 2009, 07:59 AM   #10
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Old 15 October 2009, 06:56 PM   #11
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