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idk01 · 13 October 2009, 11:01 PM

Stage 1 - SMART

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known
Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge
to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of
course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an
interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the
entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger
knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.Bear in mind that
you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject
under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You
can buy drinks for the entire bar, because you have an armoured truck
full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this
stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win
all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You
will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the
BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially
those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing
can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the
people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have
no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and
hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything
because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people
who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you.
You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk
through the street singing at the top of your lungs, because no one can
see or hear you, and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

alohanakoni · 13 October 2009, 11:42 PM

very true

figbo · 14 October 2009, 12:03 AM

I do most of them but always at home!

sexner · 14 October 2009, 12:45 AM

Geez I haven't been "invisible" in quite a while!!

Lion · 14 October 2009, 01:06 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 14 October 2009, 02:28 AM

Prince · 14 October 2009, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

What are you laughing at, Mr. JJ? Which stage are YOU in?

figbo · 14 October 2009, 02:59 AM

He's in the bald state!

AWATCH · 14 October 2009, 03:04 AM

Been there, done that.....Thank God I don't them stages no more

sexner · 14 October 2009, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

He's in the bald state!

BALD must be somewhere between SMART & GOOD LOOKING, eh?

sexner · 14 October 2009, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

He's in the bald state!

EDIT: My computer seems to be double-posting a bit today.

Sorry all.

limbo · 14 October 2009, 05:45 AM

icnbne · 15 October 2009, 03:11 PM

very true

sleddog · 15 October 2009, 04:03 PM

Oh how true that can be!!!

swatty · 15 October 2009, 06:54 PM

Why am I always in stage 1 & 2

Ultraman · 15 October 2009, 08:02 PM

13 October 2009, 11:01 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	The 5 stages of drunkeness Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar, because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world. Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway! Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs, because no one can see or hear you, and because you're still SMART you know all the words. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

13 October 2009, 11:42 PM	#2
alohanakoni "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Anthony Location: USA Watch: Rolex Daytona TT Posts: 860	very true __________________ "Chicka chicka bow wow!"

14 October 2009, 12:03 AM	#3
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	I do most of them but always at home! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

14 October 2009, 12:45 AM	#4
sexner "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: 4Q Location: Nowhere near you Watch: 169622, 124060 Posts: 2,014	Geez I haven't been "invisible" in quite a while!! __________________ One should endeavor to do what is right not what is established.

14 October 2009, 01:06 AM	#5
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

14 October 2009, 02:28 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

14 October 2009, 02:59 AM	#8
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	He's in the bald state! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

14 October 2009, 03:04 AM	#9
AWATCH "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: al Location: GEORGIA Watch: Explorer II Posts: 1,759	Been there, done that.....Thank God I don't them stages no more

14 October 2009, 05:45 AM	#12
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15 October 2009, 03:11 PM	#13
icnbne "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: J Location: Brisbane Watch: Rolex Omega Seiko Posts: 1,562	very true

15 October 2009, 04:03 PM	#14
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,933	Oh how true that can be!!! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

15 October 2009, 06:54 PM	#15
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Why am I always in stage 1 & 2

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