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idk01 · 14 October 2009, 05:41 PM

Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.

You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.

You never bother looking at the train schedule because you know the
drivers have never seen it.

You can't remember ... _is_ dope _illegal_?

You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You assume that every company offers domestic partner benefits.

Your child's third-grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is
named "Breeze." And after telling that to a friend, they still need to
ask if the teacher's male or female.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between
yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web
site class.

You haven't been to Darling Harbour since the first month you moved to
Sydney and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Sydney Tower if your
life depended on it.

A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.
You don't notice.

A woman walks on bus with live poultry. You don't notice.

You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the
North Shore.

You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.

You keep a list of companies to boycott.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
your mail is straight and your Avon Lady is a guy in drag.

limbo · 14 October 2009, 07:06 PM

sleddog · 14 October 2009, 10:54 PM

Some of which are very true.!

Timber Loftis · 15 October 2009, 01:24 AM

Sounds like a great place, actually.

JJ Irani · 15 October 2009, 03:07 AM

sexner · 15 October 2009, 05:33 AM

swatty · 15 October 2009, 06:59 PM

Lion · 16 October 2009, 04:05 AM

Very good!!!

14 October 2009, 05:41 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	You know you are in sydney when ... Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible. You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house. You never bother looking at the train schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it. You can't remember ... _is_ dope _illegal_? You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. A really great parking space can move you to tears. You assume that every company offers domestic partner benefits. Your child's third-grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher's male or female. You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class. You haven't been to Darling Harbour since the first month you moved to Sydney and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Sydney Tower if your life depended on it. A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice. A woman walks on bus with live poultry. You don't notice. You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the North Shore. You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist. You keep a list of companies to boycott. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Avon Lady is a guy in drag. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

14 October 2009, 10:54 PM	#3
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,935	Some of which are very true.! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

15 October 2009, 03:07 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 October 2009, 05:33 AM	#6
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16 October 2009, 04:05 AM	#8
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

14 October 2009, 07:06 PM	#2
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15 October 2009, 01:24 AM	#4
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Sounds like a great place, actually.

15 October 2009, 06:59 PM	#7
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