Food for thought

[idk01]

Life is sexually transmitted.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the
back seat cause kids.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an
airplane.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put
them on my knees.

Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he
hates that).

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does
everyone else decide to play chess?

If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your
seat belt.

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's
open.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the
dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

JuryTwelve people who determine which client has the
better attorney.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

[limbo]

Good stuff.

[swatty]

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[JJ Irani]

[Bisquitlips]

[Ultraman]

[jimwatchman]

lol good one...

[alohanakoni]

good one!

[Brushpup]