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Old 23 October 2009, 01:02 AM   #1
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Stupid question, excellent response!

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.


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Old 23 October 2009, 04:37 AM   #2
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hahaha!!!
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Old 23 October 2009, 04:59 AM   #3
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Old 23 October 2009, 06:00 AM   #4
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this cant be real!..plz tell me if this is a joke or it happened for real?
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Old 23 October 2009, 03:41 PM   #5
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this cant be real!..plz tell me if this is a joke or it happened for real?
That DID happen!!! I remember the Hype after it....Got alot of attention in Australia......
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Old 23 October 2009, 04:15 PM   #6
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yep...brilliant...the silence was golden....
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Old 24 October 2009, 12:15 AM   #7
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Absolute classic Rick!!!
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Old 24 October 2009, 12:29 AM   #8
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Great and true

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Old 24 October 2009, 12:31 AM   #9
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great comeback!!!
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Old 26 October 2009, 11:11 AM   #10
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Old 26 October 2009, 11:21 AM   #11
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I admire the General
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Old 27 October 2009, 04:02 AM   #12
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Very nice.
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