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JJ Irani · 11 October 2009, 05:13 AM

Condom says to Stayfree: 'When you work, I lose seven days of
> > business'.
> > Stayfree replies: 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for
> > nine months'.
> >

> > A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: Why do you have
> > your tits on your back?
> > The camel responded: What a silly question from someone who has a
> > dick on his face!

> >
> > A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
> > apartment and said: 'Tie me to the bed and do what black men do
> > best' So he ran off with the TV and VCR...

> >
> > Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning'
> > Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW
> > ONE every morning'

> >
> > A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were
> > big and blue, her hair was curly and blonde, her skin was brown.
> > Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG

> >
> > A lady visited her doctor one morning.
> > Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals
> > 3 times a day as I advised?'
> > Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 MALES a day?'

> >
> > Phone rings and the chinese maid picks up the phone as her master is
> > bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid
> > replied: MASTUR BATING!
> >

Cheers - JJ

sleddog · 11 October 2009, 05:25 AM

Good one there JJ,I like the wife & the newspaper best!!......

figbo · 11 October 2009, 06:00 AM

Bunch of crackers!

limbo · 11 October 2009, 06:21 AM

rajurama · 11 October 2009, 08:16 AM

Lion · 11 October 2009, 08:18 AM

Very good!!!

steelers · 11 October 2009, 09:55 AM

idk01 · 11 October 2009, 10:48 AM

cody p · 11 October 2009, 01:23 PM

those were all very funny!!!

alohanakoni · 13 October 2009, 12:26 AM

funny one JJ!!!

AWATCH · 13 October 2009, 01:31 AM

asadtiger · 13 October 2009, 03:00 AM

HAHAHAH

sandytn · 13 October 2009, 09:07 AM

swatty · 15 October 2009, 07:13 PM

golfball123 · 17 October 2009, 03:51 PM

good one... but i think the black men in this forum are not too amused...

Bisquitlips · 18 October 2009, 04:43 AM

coddger · 18 October 2009, 11:50 AM

alphamale2012 · 20 October 2009, 06:53 AM

Brushpup · 20 October 2009, 07:22 AM

Buschy · 20 October 2009, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfball123

good one... but i think the black men in this forum are not too amused...

its all in good company.

Nick1959 · 28 October 2009, 02:23 AM

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dalip · 28 October 2009, 12:10 PM

STEELINOX · 28 October 2009, 01:45 PM

meloncap78 · 28 October 2009, 01:50 PM

11 October 2009, 05:13 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	These are simply hilarious!! LOL!! Condom says to Stayfree: 'When you work, I lose seven days of > > business'. > > Stayfree replies: 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for > > nine months'. > > > > A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: Why do you have > > your tits on your back? > > The camel responded: What a silly question from someone who has a > > dick on his face! > > > > A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her > > apartment and said: 'Tie me to the bed and do what black men do > > best' So he ran off with the TV and VCR... > > > > Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning' > > Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW > > ONE every morning' > > > > A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were > > big and blue, her hair was curly and blonde, her skin was brown. > > Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG > > > > A lady visited her doctor one morning. > > Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals > > 3 times a day as I advised?' > > Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 MALES a day?' > > > > Phone rings and the chinese maid picks up the phone as her master is > > bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid > > replied: MASTUR BATING! > > Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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