The ambassador

[idk01]

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was
entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three
days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to
the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said "As your stay
is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game,
Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you
spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."

This fazed the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior
people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns,
spun, and pulled the triggers.

... <click> <click>

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of
relief.

The African ambassador was much impressed with the courageous game, and
thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to
visit his country the next year. When the visit came, the African
ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day
of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African
ambassador spoke. "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African
roulette".

So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which
were six beautiful, naked women.

The African ambassador said "These women are the most beautiful members
of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a blow job - take
your pick".

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the
connection with Russian Roulette. He said "Well, ok, great, but where's
the roulette part? Where's the danger?"

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered: "One of
them's a cannibal ..."

[limbo]

[AWATCH]

good one

[TSW]

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[Lion]

Very good!!!

[JJ Irani]

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[Ultraman]

[alohanakoni]

excellent one dave!

[Brushpup]

Good one Dave!!!!!!!!

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