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turboBB · 31 October 2009, 04:25 PM

So one day the Lord was making his rounds in heaven and decided to check in on the newly inducted where each was being rewarded according to their deeds. This time, he thought he'd make things a little interesting. He interrupts Saint Peter and tells him that he'd like to conduct the session this time.

His voice booms over his people and he commanded the men to separate from their wives and said, I want all the men whole ruled over their wives to stand in line to the right of me and for those who were ruled by their wives, I want you to stand to the left of me.

So all the men started to shuffle around and when all was said and done, there was but a single man standing to the right of the Lord. Now the Lord was furious! He addressed the men to his left in his most terrifying booming voice "I'VE COMMANDED YOU AND EVEN STATED EXPLICITLY TO YOUR WIVES THAT YOU SHALL RULE OVER THEM!!!, YOU ARE ALL AN EMBARRASSMENT!!, UNLIKE THIS SINGLE FINE MAN TO MY RIGHT..." at which point the Lord looks over to his right and addresses him in a softer tone but obviously beaming with pride "You, please tell the rest of these "MEN" to my left what is it that you have done to deserve to stand to my right".

The fellow blushes a deep red and hems and haws for a few seconds before clearing his throat and saying in a hushed tone "My wife told me to".

limbo · 31 October 2009, 09:02 PM

Numismatist · 31 October 2009, 10:29 PM

idk01 · 1 November 2009, 12:37 AM

sandytn · 1 November 2009, 03:39 AM

JJ Irani · 1 November 2009, 05:16 AM

sleddog · 1 November 2009, 09:02 AM

Poor guy!!

dalip · 1 November 2009, 11:51 AM

Lion · 1 November 2009, 12:51 PM

Very funny!!!

31 October 2009, 04:25 PM	#1
turboBB "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: USA Watch: ama call it? Posts: 288	And he shall rule over thee... So one day the Lord was making his rounds in heaven and decided to check in on the newly inducted where each was being rewarded according to their deeds. This time, he thought he'd make things a little interesting. He interrupts Saint Peter and tells him that he'd like to conduct the session this time. His voice booms over his people and he commanded the men to separate from their wives and said, I want all the men whole ruled over their wives to stand in line to the right of me and for those who were ruled by their wives, I want you to stand to the left of me. So all the men started to shuffle around and when all was said and done, there was but a single man standing to the right of the Lord. Now the Lord was furious! He addressed the men to his left in his most terrifying booming voice "I'VE COMMANDED YOU AND EVEN STATED EXPLICITLY TO YOUR WIVES THAT YOU SHALL RULE OVER THEM!!!, YOU ARE ALL AN EMBARRASSMENT!!, UNLIKE THIS SINGLE FINE MAN TO MY RIGHT..." at which point the Lord looks over to his right and addresses him in a softer tone but obviously beaming with pride "You, please tell the rest of these "MEN" to my left what is it that you have done to deserve to stand to my right". The fellow blushes a deep red and hems and haws for a few seconds before clearing his throat and saying in a hushed tone "My wife told me to".

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