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31 October 2009, 04:11 AM
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Getting Married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, sclerosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."
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31 October 2009, 04:13 AM
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31 October 2009, 04:32 AM
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31 October 2009, 05:48 AM
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31 October 2009, 05:52 AM
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31 October 2009, 08:47 AM
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31 October 2009, 11:17 AM
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31 October 2009, 01:12 PM
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31 October 2009, 03:08 PM
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1 November 2009, 01:17 PM
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Very good!!!
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