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padi56 · 3 December 2009, 03:49 AM

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not got out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mother! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in Paris And we know what that means.

One room and the normal follow up to that, their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks “Why the panties?”

She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.”

He knows he’s not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an huge erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this… a black condom?”

He replies, “I’m going to offer my condolences.”

AJC · 3 December 2009, 04:07 AM

adapt and overcome.

figbo · 3 December 2009, 04:24 AM

JJ Irani · 3 December 2009, 04:27 AM

limbo · 3 December 2009, 04:39 AM

smart man

Latrodectus · 3 December 2009, 01:33 PM

:chu ckle:

sleddog · 3 December 2009, 01:48 PM

idk01 · 4 December 2009, 10:24 PM

3 December 2009, 03:49 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Mothers Date. Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not got out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mother! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in Paris And we know what that means. One room and the normal follow up to that, their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks “Why the panties?” She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.” He knows he’s not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an huge erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this… a black condom?” He replies, “I’m going to offer my condolences.” __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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