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padi56 · 20 September 2005, 07:51 PM

Marvin wanted to be a gunfighter, just like his hero Billy the Kid. So he went into town, bought a black Stetson hat, a black gun belt and
a black horse to go with the completely black outfit.

He went home and practised for 2 solid weeks behind the barn shooting at various targets and drawing his pistols until he was as fast as lightening and every shot was a dead shot no matter what he shot at.

He rode into town, tied his black horse up at the bar, and walked inside the bar. There stood his hero, Billy the Kid, at the bar. He walked right up to him and told him, "I am your biggest fan and would like your opinion. Do I Look like a gunfighter like you?"

Billy the Kid looked at Marvin, his black Stetson hat down to his black boots, and asked, "You look fine, but can you shoot?"

"Sure can," replied Marvin, "See that piano player over there? Watch
this!"

Marvin pulled out his pistol with his right hand and shot the right cuff link off of the piano player's shirt!

"That's pretty good, but can you shoot with your other hand too?", Billy the Kid asked.

"Sure can!", said Marvin, and drew his left pistol and shot the other cuff link off of the piano player's left sleeve.

"That's pretty good", said Billy the Kid.

"What else should I do to be a gunfighter like you?" asked Marvin.

"Well," said Billy the Kid, "You should go into the kitchen and get
some lard and rub it all over your pistols. That won't make you draw any
faster, but when Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano, it won't hurt
so bad when he shoves those pistols up your ars#."

AJC · 20 September 2005, 08:51 PM

Seadweller · 21 September 2005, 12:29 AM

JJ Irani · 21 September 2005, 04:58 AM

Fell offa my chair, you tosser. What a knock-out!

padi56 · 21 September 2005, 06:04 PM

Been trying to Skype you for a few days JJ,had problems with my
sound card the wonder of Windows.

20 September 2005, 07:51 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,250	Marvin The Gunfighter. Marvin wanted to be a gunfighter, just like his hero Billy the Kid. So he went into town, bought a black Stetson hat, a black gun belt and a black horse to go with the completely black outfit. He went home and practised for 2 solid weeks behind the barn shooting at various targets and drawing his pistols until he was as fast as lightening and every shot was a dead shot no matter what he shot at. He rode into town, tied his black horse up at the bar, and walked inside the bar. There stood his hero, Billy the Kid, at the bar. He walked right up to him and told him, "I am your biggest fan and would like your opinion. Do I Look like a gunfighter like you?" Billy the Kid looked at Marvin, his black Stetson hat down to his black boots, and asked, "You look fine, but can you shoot?" "Sure can," replied Marvin, "See that piano player over there? Watch this!" Marvin pulled out his pistol with his right hand and shot the right cuff link off of the piano player's shirt! "That's pretty good, but can you shoot with your other hand too?", Billy the Kid asked. "Sure can!", said Marvin, and drew his left pistol and shot the other cuff link off of the piano player's left sleeve. "That's pretty good", said Billy the Kid. "What else should I do to be a gunfighter like you?" asked Marvin. "Well," said Billy the Kid, "You should go into the kitchen and get some lard and rub it all over your pistols. That won't make you draw any faster, but when Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano, it won't hurt so bad when he shoves those pistols up your ars#." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

21 September 2005, 12:29 AM	#3
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	__________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

21 September 2005, 04:58 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Fell offa my chair, you tosser. What a knock-out! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

21 September 2005, 06:04 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,250	Been trying to Skype you for a few days JJ,had problems with my sound card the wonder of Windows. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 September 2005, 08:51 PM	#2
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