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Old 17 December 2009, 06:19 AM   #1
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Owch!

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, 'STOP, STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said. 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'
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Old 17 December 2009, 06:23 AM   #2
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Bahahahhahaha. A woman after my own heart!
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Old 17 December 2009, 09:50 AM   #3
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Old 17 December 2009, 10:06 AM   #4
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Old 17 December 2009, 12:47 PM   #5
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Old 17 December 2009, 01:15 PM   #6
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Old 17 December 2009, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 17 December 2009, 01:30 PM   #8
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Old 17 December 2009, 05:02 PM   #9
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Old 17 December 2009, 05:10 PM   #10
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Old 17 December 2009, 08:53 PM   #11
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Sounds like a scene from the movie 'SAW'...
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Old 19 December 2009, 04:54 PM   #12
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Old 20 December 2009, 01:49 PM   #13
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Old 22 December 2009, 05:34 AM   #14
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Lighten up! oops there goes the garage!
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