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padi56 · 27 December 2006, 09:49 PM

After less than a year of marriage, Jane was becoming more and more
frustrated. Her husband Jeff worked very long hours and was no longer interested in Bonking. Plucking up her courage, and with a few stiff drinks inside her, Jane visited a sex shop. "Hello," announced Jane.

"Look, I'm very embarrassed about this. My husband doesn't make love to me. You sell 'Sex Dolls' for men - I'm here because I'm interested in buying, well, a Sex Doll. You know ... one with a BIG Dick - for me."

The shop assistant was taken aback. In front of him was a lady - about 22 years old - with a 38 DD bust ... And a figure he would have crawled over a kilometre over broken glass just to sniff the crutch of her draws. "Well Miss - or Madam." He took another breath,and getting a bit of a stiffy himself.

"Frankly, we don't get much call for that sort of thing. However, we
do have three models in the back room."

Hand on her chin, Jane looked him directly in the eye and smiled.
"Don't just stand there - tell me about them!"

"Well," the man replied, "I'm sure you won't like our first model. It's called 'The Soccer Player'. Don't get me wrong; It's very nice.
Powerful legs ... cute ars# - But it does tend to 'dribble' a lot."

Jane wasn't exactly delighted about this. "Well .... No. Not interested in that!" Jane whispered, "What Else's you got?"

"Well," came the reply, "We also have the 'English Cricketer' ...
Listen, I must me fair with you. This is a great model, big ... well, Ummm huge, in the right places, but ... "

"Yes !?!" gulped Jane, with eyes like dinner plates.

"Once it's in - It's out very quick. Frankly, we've
only sold two of these in the last four years"

"Don't want THAT," replied Jane. "You said you have three models.
What's left?"

"I hesitate to even talk about this," answered the shop assistant.
"It's called 'The Santa Claus' Model."

"What do'Ya mean, "The Santa Claus' model?" replied Jane.

"Well," answered the shop assistant. He took a deep breath. "This model only comes once a year and .... when it does - it fills up BOTH your stockings !"Like mine!

JJ Irani · 28 December 2006, 04:25 AM

mailman · 28 December 2006, 08:14 AM

27 December 2006, 09:49 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Blow Up Dolls. After less than a year of marriage, Jane was becoming more and more frustrated. Her husband Jeff worked very long hours and was no longer interested in Bonking. Plucking up her courage, and with a few stiff drinks inside her, Jane visited a sex shop. "Hello," announced Jane. "Look, I'm very embarrassed about this. My husband doesn't make love to me. You sell 'Sex Dolls' for men - I'm here because I'm interested in buying, well, a Sex Doll. You know ... one with a BIG Dick - for me." The shop assistant was taken aback. In front of him was a lady - about 22 years old - with a 38 DD bust ... And a figure he would have crawled over a kilometre over broken glass just to sniff the crutch of her draws. "Well Miss - or Madam." He took another breath,and getting a bit of a stiffy himself. "Frankly, we don't get much call for that sort of thing. However, we do have three models in the back room." Hand on her chin, Jane looked him directly in the eye and smiled. "Don't just stand there - tell me about them!" "Well," the man replied, "I'm sure you won't like our first model. It's called 'The Soccer Player'. Don't get me wrong; It's very nice. Powerful legs ... cute ars# - But it does tend to 'dribble' a lot." Jane wasn't exactly delighted about this. "Well .... No. Not interested in that!" Jane whispered, "What Else's you got?" "Well," came the reply, "We also have the 'English Cricketer' ... Listen, I must me fair with you. This is a great model, big ... well, Ummm huge, in the right places, but ... " "Yes !?!" gulped Jane, with eyes like dinner plates. "Once it's in - It's out very quick. Frankly, we've only sold two of these in the last four years" "Don't want THAT," replied Jane. "You said you have three models. What's left?" "I hesitate to even talk about this," answered the shop assistant. "It's called 'The Santa Claus' Model." "What do'Ya mean, "The Santa Claus' model?" replied Jane. "Well," answered the shop assistant. He took a deep breath. "This model only comes once a year and .... when it does - it fills up BOTH your stockings !"Like mine! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 December 2006, 04:25 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

28 December 2006, 08:14 AM	#3
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