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Old 31 December 2009, 06:08 AM   #421
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When you do look up Achmed the dead terrorist do not have anything in your hands like coffee and make sure you went potty first or you will be in trouble.


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Old 31 December 2009, 06:09 AM   #422
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See sometimes I can make the correct decisions when need be, I am sick and twisted however that came about from 1981 to 1991 when I did my service to the community and I gave lots of blood.
You did good this time, David. But for the life of me, I can't figure out how giving blood made you sick and twisted?
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:11 AM   #423
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When you do look up Achmed the dead terrorist do not have anything in your hands like coffee and make sure you went potty first or you will be in trouble.


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Old 31 December 2009, 06:11 AM   #424
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The English people are so cool I really love to corrupt them with the sick and twisted American culture.


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Old 31 December 2009, 06:13 AM   #425
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Oh yeah. Let's just pour on the virgins. They would go for just nine, ya know!
I can't find the cartoon online, but I always think about one that I have seen where a terrorist goes to get his virgins, and finds that they are all nerdy fat guys playing World of Warcraft They would be happy with at most nine then!
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:16 AM   #426
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I can't find the cartoon online, but I always think about one that I have seen where a terrorist goes to get his virgins, and finds that they are all nerdy fat guys playing World of Warcraft They would be happy with at most nine then!
LOL!!! In that case, perhaps none for today, thanks!
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:20 AM   #428
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You did good this time, David. But for the life of me, I can't figure out how giving blood made you sick and twisted?
I will give you a small hint, I only worked the midnight shift, lot of report writing, monthly qualification on the range, wore the best uniform money could buy, 2 trips to the IA's office, lots of blood and guts, and visited the ER on a regular bases.

So sometimes I get a little dark with my humor.
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:21 AM   #429
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I can't find the cartoon online, but I always think about one that I have seen where a terrorist goes to get his virgins, and finds that they are all nerdy fat guys playing World of Warcraft They would be happy with at most nine then!
It is not a cartoon look up Google Achmed the dead terrorist and you will see Jeff Dunham and he has dummies he plays with, Walter is my favorite.
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:22 AM   #430
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I will give you a small hint, I only worked the midnight shift, lot of report writing, monthly qualification on the range, wore the best uniform money could buy, 2 trips to the IA's office, lots of blood and guts, and visited the ER on a regular bases.

So sometimes I get a little dark with my humor.
Yes, that explains a lot. Hint taken.
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:22 AM   #431
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LMAO!!!! I could only search the subtitled clips (I'm almost deaf) but JINGLE BOMBS ROCKS!!!!
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:24 AM   #432
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LMAO!!!! I could only search the subtitled clips (I'm almost deaf) but JINGLE BOMBS ROCKS!!!!
I am almost deaf also that is why I turn it way way up!
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:27 AM   #433
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I am almost deaf also that is why I turn it way way up!


WHAT??????
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I am almost deaf also that is why I turn it way way up!
YOU TWO ARE BEYOND HELP!!!

I yelled so you could hear me!
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:30 AM   #435
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Old 31 December 2009, 06:31 AM   #436
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I yelled so you could hear me!
WILL SOME ONE PERRRR-LEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THE GUY IN THE SHADES SAID?!?





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It is not a cartoon look up Google Achmed the dead terrorist and you will see Jeff Dunham and he has dummies he plays with, Walter is my favorite.
The cartoon I was referring to was actually a cartoon. Oh, a comic strip I guess it is also called. That's what I meant!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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Old 31 December 2009, 07:41 AM   #441
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Check out Christmas bongs also.
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Old 31 December 2009, 12:32 PM   #442
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OK David,what is a christmas bong?And yes,I just woke up!
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Old 31 December 2009, 12:38 PM   #443
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OK David,what is a christmas bong?And yes,I just woke up!
Achmed the dead terrorist is on utube and it is a

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...KpjYswPI5rGIBA
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Old 31 December 2009, 12:48 PM   #444
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Old 31 December 2009, 01:03 PM   #445
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Can't believe I missed that show,it's a beatch getting old!
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Old 31 December 2009, 01:20 PM   #446
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Can't believe I missed that show,it's a beatch getting old!
The show sucks it is the Achmed the dead terrorist skit that is funny as all hell.
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