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mailman · 16 December 2006, 08:58 AM

A man comes home from work one day and finds his wife sitting at the kitchen table crying her eyes out. "What's the matter?" he asks her.

She replied "Look at me. I'm going to be 60 yrs old next month. I have hair growing out of my chin, hair growing on my legs, my a$$ is huge, I'm 30 pounds over weight, and when I take my bra off my t!ts sag so much I an tock them in my pants. Please tell me something nice, I need a compliment."

The husband replied, "Well your eye sight is 20/20"

C.J. · 16 December 2006, 09:10 AM

That got him the couch

JJ Irani · 16 December 2006, 12:02 PM

padi56 · 16 December 2006, 08:46 PM

President · 29 December 2006, 10:14 PM

LOL Good one!

16 December 2006, 08:58 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	Old Age A man comes home from work one day and finds his wife sitting at the kitchen table crying her eyes out. "What's the matter?" he asks her. She replied "Look at me. I'm going to be 60 yrs old next month. I have hair growing out of my chin, hair growing on my legs, my a$$ is huge, I'm 30 pounds over weight, and when I take my bra off my t!ts sag so much I an tock them in my pants. Please tell me something nice, I need a compliment." The husband replied, "Well your eye sight is 20/20" __________________ JJ

16 December 2006, 09:10 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	That got him the couch __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

16 December 2006, 12:02 PM	#3
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16 December 2006, 08:46 PM	#4
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29 December 2006, 10:14 PM	#5
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	LOL Good one!

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