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6 February 2010, 09:39 AM | #1 |
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Scottish towel (18+).......
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a rural Scottish community.
After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother, all Scottish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. To resolve the problem, they went to see the local Veterinarian as there were no trustworthy doctors anywhere in Scotland. The Vet didnt have much of a clue but he did recall, during the hot summer months, how his grandmother would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel; this would cool her down and help her relax. He told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax and thus reach climax. The couple hired a strong young man from the Shetland Islands to wave the big towel over them as the vet suggested. After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The vet suggested for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about 2 hours. When it was all over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: "And that, is how ya waves a fockin' towel!" |
6 February 2010, 10:29 AM | #2 |
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Where is Eddie :-)
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:rofl :
now THAT was a good one!
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Very funny!!!
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