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Old 10 February 2010, 08:39 PM   #1
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Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God first made Adam and Eve and they had children, and that was how it all started.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were apes from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, but Dad said they developed from apes?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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Old 11 February 2010, 03:39 AM   #2
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Old 11 February 2010, 03:41 AM   #3
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Old 11 February 2010, 05:36 AM   #4
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Old 11 February 2010, 10:33 AM   #5
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Old 11 February 2010, 01:27 PM   #6
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Old 11 February 2010, 06:34 PM   #8
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Old 12 February 2010, 03:07 AM   #9
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