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limbo · 11 February 2010, 07:42 PM

An Irish bloke was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

'Twenty quid,' she whispers.

Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty quid ...... So they hide in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to me wife!' the Irish bloke answers, sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'

Rebel · 11 February 2010, 11:13 PM

JJ Irani · 12 February 2010, 03:02 AM

rfknauss · 12 February 2010, 05:47 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 February 2010, 11:48 AM

pz93c · 12 February 2010, 03:50 PM

idk01 · 14 February 2010, 09:03 PM

Lion · 16 February 2010, 02:20 AM

Very good!!!

11 February 2010, 07:42 PM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	A Quickie An Irish bloke was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. 'Twenty quid,' she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty quid ...... So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife!' the Irish bloke answers, sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'

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