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Leasky · 8 February 2010, 06:29 AM

A man woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof so he looked in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers.."

He called the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrived and got out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asked?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He handed the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

meloncap78 · 8 February 2010, 06:31 AM

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Bisquitlips · 9 February 2010, 11:22 AM

:rofl :

Psmith · 9 February 2010, 09:33 PM

Good one

Cheers

Fofo · 10 February 2010, 01:04 AM

Lion · 16 February 2010, 02:29 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 16 February 2010, 03:07 AM

Rebel · 16 February 2010, 03:09 AM

8 February 2010, 06:29 AM	#1
Leasky "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Colin Leask. Location: Scotland, UK. Watch: 118238 YG DD. Posts: 723	Bear remover... A man woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof so he looked in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers.." He called the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrived and got out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asked? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

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