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RALBulldog · 10 February 2010, 07:53 AM

A man was summoned to an attorney's office one day.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

"Give me the bad news first." said the man.

"Alright", the lawyer replied "Your wife, my client, recently found a picture worth over a million dollars."

"That's the bad news?!?" laughed the man in disbelief. "Well, I can't wait to hear the terrible news!"

Smiling, the attorney responded, "The terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!"

-Ryan

sleddog · 10 February 2010, 11:09 AM

pz93c · 10 February 2010, 12:14 PM

Dude's a fool.

JJ Irani · 10 February 2010, 01:09 PM

limbo · 10 February 2010, 05:52 PM

swatty · 10 February 2010, 08:05 PM

idk01 · 14 February 2010, 08:56 PM

Lion · 16 February 2010, 02:25 AM

Very good!!!

Rebel · 16 February 2010, 03:13 AM

Ohhhh!

rfknauss · 16 February 2010, 07:39 AM

10 February 2010, 07:53 AM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	Bad News And Terrible News A man was summoned to an attorney's office one day. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said. "Give me the bad news first." said the man. "Alright", the lawyer replied "Your wife, my client, recently found a picture worth over a million dollars." "That's the bad news?!?" laughed the man in disbelief. "Well, I can't wait to hear the terrible news!" Smiling, the attorney responded, "The terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!" -Ryan

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