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RALBulldog · 17 February 2010, 06:21 PM

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave suffers a massive heart attack and falls to the ground in a heap.

Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing, calm voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the 911 operator hears a loud gunshot. Then Joe comes back to the phone.

"Okay," Joe says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

limbo · 17 February 2010, 08:20 PM

idk01 · 17 February 2010, 09:20 PM

Lion · 18 February 2010, 02:26 AM

Ouch!!!

JJ Irani · 18 February 2010, 03:12 AM

17 February 2010, 06:21 PM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	The Call For Help. Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave suffers a massive heart attack and falls to the ground in a heap. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing, calm voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the 911 operator hears a loud gunshot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," Joe says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

17 February 2010, 09:20 PM	#3
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18 February 2010, 02:26 AM	#4
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18 February 2010, 03:12 AM	#5
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17 February 2010, 08:20 PM	#2
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