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RALBulldog · 17 February 2010, 05:31 PM

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

What route do crazy people take through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

How does a rich girl change a lightbulb?

She simply says, "Daddy, I want a new townhouse."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

limbo · 17 February 2010, 08:58 PM

idk01 · 17 February 2010, 09:22 PM

Brilliant!!!

Lion · 18 February 2010, 02:20 AM

Very clever!!!

JJ Irani · 18 February 2010, 03:13 AM

17 February 2010, 05:31 PM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	Some Quick Hitters. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. What route do crazy people take through the forest? They take the psycho path. How does a rich girl change a lightbulb? She simply says, "Daddy, I want a new townhouse." What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise.

17 February 2010, 09:22 PM	#3
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Brilliant!!! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

18 February 2010, 02:20 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very clever!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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17 February 2010, 08:58 PM	#2
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