Well Said

[bamajoe]

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Redneck Love Poem

Collards is green,
My dog’s name is Blue,
And I’m so lucky
To have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flappin’ in the breeze,
softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales,
But I luv you anyway.

Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry,
Jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
Right out of the can.

You have some’a yore teeth,
For which I am proud.
I hold my head high
When we’re in a crowd.

On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.

Them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy yung doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape,
Yo’re there fer yore man,
To patch up life’s troubles
And fix what you can.

Yo’re as cute as a junebug,
A-buzzin’ overhead.
You ain’t mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain’t nuttin’ I lack.

Yore complexion, it’s perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin’.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin’.

Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank.
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine’s Day.
They git it at Wal-Mart,
It’s romantic that way.

Some men git roses
On that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger.
“That’s impressive,” I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
These won’t do.
Cause yo’re too special,
You sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor.
More useful than diamonds,
It’s a new troll’n motor.

Luv, from yur romeo

[ParisDakarBmw]

How did you get my wife's Valentine card? It took 3 weeks to write that!

[idk01]

[Lion]

Hmmm.....

[Rebel]