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RALBulldog · 18 February 2010, 05:24 PM

A little kid walked into a city bus and sat down right behind the driver and yelled at the top of his lungs, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver started getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, "If my dad was a boy elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant."

The kid went on yelling about several animals until the bus driver, finally fed-up, got angry and yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid thought for a minute then replied, "Well, I guess that would make me a bus driver!"

idk01 · 19 February 2010, 01:35 AM

Lion · 19 February 2010, 02:41 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 19 February 2010, 02:42 AM

rfknauss · 19 February 2010, 07:27 AM

Ashley · 19 February 2010, 09:16 AM

I haven't heard that for years!!

18 February 2010, 05:24 PM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	Well, You Asked... (18+ if you're super-sensitive) A little kid walked into a city bus and sat down right behind the driver and yelled at the top of his lungs, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver started getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, "If my dad was a boy elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant." The kid went on yelling about several animals until the bus driver, finally fed-up, got angry and yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid thought for a minute then replied, "Well, I guess that would make me a bus driver!"

19 February 2010, 01:35 AM	#2
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19 February 2010, 02:41 AM	#3
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19 February 2010, 09:16 AM	#6
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