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Old 19 February 2010, 02:26 AM   #1
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The Dentist!! LOL!!

A guy and a girl meet at a bar......

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.....

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.....

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"

"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies:.....




"Didn't feel a thing!!"



Hope all you dentists on this forum enjoyed that - JJ
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Old 19 February 2010, 02:32 AM   #2
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Old 19 February 2010, 02:34 AM   #3
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Old 19 February 2010, 02:35 AM   #4
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As a member of dental community I find this joke offensive.
JJ should be BANNED.
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Old 19 February 2010, 02:37 AM   #5
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As a member of dental community I find this joke offensive.
JJ should be BANNED.
Are you serious? I see no smilies!!
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Old 19 February 2010, 05:16 AM   #6
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Old 19 February 2010, 07:08 AM   #8
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