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Old 25 February 2010, 06:58 AM   #1
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The Black Bra

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> *The Black Bra* (as told by a woman)
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> I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
> One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+
> years.
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> We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
> men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels
> and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to
> exchange notes..
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> Here's how it all went.
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> _My engaged friend_:
> The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
> leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
> He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
> Then we made passionate love all night long.
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> _The mistress:_
> Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
> wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over
> my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
> started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
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> _Then I had to share my story:
> _When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
> stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
> When he came in the door and saw me he said,
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> *"What's for dinner, Zorro?"*
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Old 25 February 2010, 06:59 AM   #2
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Old 25 February 2010, 07:40 AM   #3
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Old 25 February 2010, 07:42 AM   #4
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Old 25 February 2010, 11:37 AM   #5
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Loved it!
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Old 25 February 2010, 12:27 PM   #6
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Old 25 February 2010, 04:09 PM   #7
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Old 25 February 2010, 08:26 PM   #9
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Old 26 February 2010, 10:31 AM   #10
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Old 26 February 2010, 11:07 AM   #13
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Thats a scream ..!! -
If I said that to my wife, I'd be on the sofa, indefinately...!!
(but then again, I wouldnt say that.. no way, no sir!).
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