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23 March 2010, 11:10 PM | #1 |
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The trucker!
A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas .
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich". The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
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Very good!!!
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