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Old 31 May 2009, 10:22 PM   #1
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Man with no arms

A British Army Colonel was walking down Oxford Street in London, when he saw a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the pavement playing a mouth organ.

A sign beside the chap read, 'Victim of the Falklands War.'

'I say how disgraceful, eh?' said the colonel, 'the way the country treats its veterans.' So saying, he pulled out his wallet and peeled off two fifty pound notes and dropped them in the ex-soldier's hat.

The veteran looked up and said, 'Muchas gracias, senor.'
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Old 31 May 2009, 10:34 PM   #2
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Now thats a good one !!!!
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Old 31 May 2009, 11:52 PM   #3
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Old 1 June 2009, 06:37 AM   #5
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Old 1 June 2009, 07:52 AM   #7
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Old 1 June 2009, 11:22 AM   #8
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Very good!!!
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Old 1 June 2009, 07:52 PM   #9
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Old 2 June 2009, 12:17 AM   #10
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Old 2 June 2009, 05:32 AM   #11
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Old 30 April 2010, 07:24 PM   #12
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Old 30 April 2010, 07:24 PM   #13
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Old 1 May 2010, 11:11 AM   #14
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Old 1 May 2010, 11:25 AM   #15
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Can't believe I missed this one!
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