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figbo · 26 June 2010, 11:53 PM

If you don't know GOD, don't make
stupid remarks!!!!!!
a United States Marine was attending
some college
courses between assignments. He had
completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the
courses had a professor
Who was an avowed atheist, and a
member of the ACLU.

One day the professor
shocked the class when he came in.
he looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop.

Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him;
Knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.

The
other students were shocked and stunned, and sat
there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually
came through,noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did
you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too
busy today protecting
American soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me.'

The
classroom erupted in cheers!

Safetrends · 27 June 2010, 02:48 AM

I hope he got a A in the professors class.

Prince · 27 June 2010, 02:49 AM

Are you talking about Ed, Rafael???

sushisummo · 27 June 2010, 02:54 AM

good one.....lol

Welshwatchman · 27 June 2010, 04:10 AM

Funny story.

The gods are very busy these days.

Welshwatchman · 27 June 2010, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

Are you talking about Ed, Rafael???

No Allan,

Ed is not God, Busey is .... as per title.

JJ Irani · 27 June 2010, 04:19 AM

Jim232118 · 27 June 2010, 04:21 AM

We need more people like that. Willing to put ignorant fols in their place.

Lion · 28 June 2010, 10:09 PM

Very good!!!

nowzen · 29 June 2010, 01:38 AM

Or would it be another example of man-made violence in God's name?

rfknauss · 29 June 2010, 03:59 AM

kenhiraihnl · 29 June 2010, 04:04 AM

Kapture1 · 29 June 2010, 04:11 AM

LOVE it

26 June 2010, 11:53 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	GOD is Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! a United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor Who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; Knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came through,noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

27 June 2010, 02:49 AM	#3
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27 June 2010, 04:10 AM	#5
Welshwatchman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Paul Location: Wales, UK Posts: 14,578	Funny story. The gods are very busy these days. __________________ ..33

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Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	I hope he got a A in the professors class.

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