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Old 24 June 2010, 11:15 PM   #1
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I received this e-mail today from the Government Accountability Office. I already got my $50,000,000 from the Nigerian Govt. So I thought I'd be generous and let my friends share in my largesse.

Feel free to respond to the GAO and accept your $18,000,000.


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Government Accountability Office (GAO)
Gene L. Dodaro GAO
Fraud Dept.
441 G Street NW Mail Stop 4T21
Washington, DC 20548


Attention:


Our Work is done at the request of congressional committees or subcommittees or is mandated by public laws or committee reports. We also undertake research under the authority of the Controller General. We support congressional oversight by


1, auditing agency operations to determine whether federal funds are being spent efficiently and effectively;
2, investigating allegations of illegal and improper activities;
3, reporting on how well government programs and policies are meeting their objectives;
4, performing policy analysis and outlining options for congressional consideration; and
5, issuing legal decisions and opinions, such as bid protest rulings and reports on agency rules.


We advise Congress and the heads of executive agencies about ways to make government more efficient, effective,ethical, equitable and responsive.
Our work leads to laws and acts that improve government operations, saving the government and tax payers billions of dollars. This is to officially informed you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction.


During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you are dealing with the wrong person in respect of your Contract Payment. Just this month we recover some amount from fraudulent people in Nigeria with the help of the Acting President Jonathan GoodLuck,the new government in Nigeria and the total money recover was $120,000.000.00 in which the Nigeria government decided to give away the money to an American,Australia,Asia,European,Canada Citizen with correct social security details as a COMPENSATION,either unemployed/employed as in accordance with the new president of America permission as an External Stimulus Relief.


Be informed that your name and address came out and we the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) decided to contact you in regards to your claims.
Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance in Niegeria on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$18,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily.


You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD. Since the U.S.Government Accountability Office (GAO) is involved in this transaction,you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American and European Citizens.


All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email or by phone for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf while the shipment of the ATM CARD is been taken care of once your APPROVAL SLIP is signed and sealed by you.


CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Dr.James Obi
EMAIL: dr_james_obi321@yahoo.co.jp
TELEPHONE: +234-709-257-5252


BANK ADDRESS: UBA HOUSE, 47 St John Street Victoria Island,LAGOS,NIGERIA


First Name :
Middle Name :
Last Name :
Address :
City:
State:
Zip code:
Nationality :
Sex :
Marital Status :
Age :
Home phone number :
Cell phone number :
Email:


We advise you to get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks andhope to read from you soon. The U.S. Government Accountability NW Mail Stop 4T21 Washington, DC 20548


Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Dr.James Obi of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
Remember, don't accept e-mails from any imposters, like those Nigerian scammers. This is the only real McCoy.
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Old 25 June 2010, 12:06 AM   #2
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Do you mean that the email I got a few days ago from the FBI (Nigerian branch) was bogus? I was going to help them track down some darned swindlers.
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Old 25 June 2010, 12:09 AM   #3
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Ed, I think YOU are the one sending all of these emails to people! I guess you've decided to drop the Nigerian connection and send them right from your own neck of the woods!!
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Old 25 June 2010, 02:01 AM   #4
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I can't believe this stuff ACTUALLY works on some people...
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