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figbo · 26 July 2010, 10:49 PM

An old Texas Cowboy shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old
cowboy headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
The old cowboy up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood
there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger
stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the
other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old cowboy and laughed saying, "Hey old
man, have you ever danced?"
The old cowboy looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance,
never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old
fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old cowboy's feet.
The old cowboy, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around
like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing,
holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old cowboy turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled
shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert
air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.
The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old cowboy and the large
gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old cowboy's hands, as he
quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir, but I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:
* Never be arrogant.
* Don't waste ammunition.
* Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
* Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
* Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid.

Dr. Robert · 27 July 2010, 01:30 AM

rfknauss · 27 July 2010, 04:22 AM

limbo · 27 July 2010, 06:44 AM

Skullring · 27 July 2010, 09:13 AM

Hilarious

sleddog · 27 July 2010, 09:24 AM

:t humbsup:

Lion · 28 July 2010, 01:06 AM

Very good!!!

26 July 2010, 10:49 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Have you ever danced? An old Texas Cowboy shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old cowboy headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. The old cowboy up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old cowboy and laughed saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old cowboy looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance, never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old cowboy's feet. The old cowboy, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old cowboy turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old cowboy and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old cowboy's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir, but I've always wanted to." There are a few lessons for us all here: * Never be arrogant. * Don't waste ammunition. * Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. * Always, always make sure you know who has the power. * Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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