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Idle Swede · 26 July 2010, 03:04 AM

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $25,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Mosco · 26 July 2010, 03:06 AM

If I agree with number 9 - does that make me Taliban?

figbo · 26 July 2010, 03:08 AM

question on #10,does sheep counts?

Idle Swede · 26 July 2010, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

If I agree with number 9 - does that make me Taliban?

You have to agree to at least 3 Greg.

BASSETHOUNDS · 26 July 2010, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

question on #10,does sheep counts?

J.J. has 4 sheep ... does that make him a Taliban ?

Prince · 26 July 2010, 03:12 AM

Leo!!! Why do you always post these threads in the wrong forum??

Oh, and BTW - I personally like #6.

Idle Swede · 26 July 2010, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Leo!!! Why do you always post these threads in the wrong forum??

Oh, and BTW - I personally like #6.

Because they are no jokes but cold facts.

Prince · 26 July 2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Because they are no jokes but cold facts.

Hahahahaaaaa...

Well, the content may be true, but the delivery is a joke. Your thread will fare just as well here in it's new home.

Idle Swede · 26 July 2010, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Hahahahaaaaa...

Well, the content may be true, but the delivery is a joke. Your thread will fare just as well here in it's new home.

No sweat Pal.

dysondiver · 26 July 2010, 03:43 AM

may be a bit un pc ,, but its funny ,,, lol

BASSETHOUNDS · 26 July 2010, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dysondiver

may be a bit un pc ,, but its funny ,,, lol

Like blowing up people is ?

figbo · 26 July 2010, 04:05 AM

Here we go again!

Mods,I did it again,double posts!

Prince · 26 July 2010, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

Here we go again!

I'm watching...

Mosco · 26 July 2010, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dysondiver

may be a bit un pc ,, but its funny ,,, lol

You're f'n kidding, right?

The GMT Master · 26 July 2010, 07:39 AM

Who cares if it's PC or not, it's friggin' hilarious!

Prince · 26 July 2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

You're f'n kidding, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The GMT Master

Who cares if it's PC or not, it's friggin' hilarious!

Now THAT'S the spirit!!

CoopJr · 26 July 2010, 09:17 AM

Hilarious Leo! All 10 of them but #1 is the most true and ironic!

figbo · 26 July 2010, 12:03 PM

Should I bring out my taliban pussy?

blackmsport · 26 July 2010, 02:55 PM

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $25,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford a $1 Gillette to shave your beard

Lion · 28 July 2010, 01:11 AM

Very good...and Allan can be such a party pooper!!!

26 July 2010, 03:06 AM	#2
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	If I agree with number 9 - does that make me Taliban? __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

26 July 2010, 03:08 AM	#3
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	question on #10,does sheep counts? __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

26 July 2010, 04:05 AM	#12
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Here we go again! Mods,I did it again,double posts! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

26 July 2010, 12:03 PM	#18
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Should I bring out my taliban pussy? __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

28 July 2010, 01:11 AM	#20
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good...and Allan can be such a party pooper!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

26 July 2010, 03:04 AM	#1
Idle Swede Suspended Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Leo Location: Boca Raton Posts: 13,820	"you may be a taliban if..........." "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $25,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

26 July 2010, 03:12 AM	#6
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Leo!!! Why do you always post these threads in the wrong forum?? Oh, and BTW - I personally like #6. __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

26 July 2010, 03:43 AM	#10
dysondiver "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: tom Location: northern ireland Watch: my fins Posts: 10,063	may be a bit un pc ,, but its funny ,,, lol

26 July 2010, 07:39 AM	#15
The GMT Master "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Chris Location: England Posts: 8,150	Who cares if it's PC or not, it's friggin' hilarious!

26 July 2010, 09:17 AM	#17
CoopJr "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Coop Location: U.S.A. Watch: Subs Posts: 6,455	Hilarious Leo! All 10 of them but #1 is the most true and ironic!

26 July 2010, 02:55 PM	#19
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $25,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford a $1 Gillette to shave your beard

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