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Iron Dealer 1 · 28 July 2010, 10:31 PM

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages..... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.

mcjp6 · 28 July 2010, 11:10 PM

JJ Irani · 29 July 2010, 03:58 AM

limbo · 29 July 2010, 06:45 AM

figbo · 29 July 2010, 08:22 AM

Canada,eh?

Latrodectus · 29 July 2010, 10:21 AM

rfknauss · 29 July 2010, 10:40 AM

blackmsport · 29 July 2010, 11:13 AM

it's GOLD

BMI · 29 July 2010, 01:18 PM

The original story went:
After 70 she is like Austrailia, everyone knows its down there but who cares.

BMI · 29 July 2010, 01:19 PM

Please excuse the spelling mistake in the previous post.

Lion · 30 July 2010, 01:54 AM

Very good!!!

swatty · 31 July 2010, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMI

The original story went:
After 70 she is like Austrailia, everyone knows its down there but who cares.

Careful

marshallr47 · 31 July 2010, 10:21 AM

DCgator · 31 July 2010, 10:36 AM

...funny as $xxx

28 July 2010, 10:31 PM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Geography of a man and a woman GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages..... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts. __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

29 July 2010, 03:58 AM	#3
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28 July 2010, 11:10 PM	#2
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29 July 2010, 11:13 AM	#8
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	it's GOLD

29 July 2010, 01:18 PM	#9
BMI "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Billy Location: Arizona Watch: 14060M Posts: 63	The original story went: After 70 she is like Austrailia, everyone knows its down there but who cares.

29 July 2010, 01:19 PM	#10
BMI "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Billy Location: Arizona Watch: 14060M Posts: 63	Please excuse the spelling mistake in the previous post.

30 July 2010, 01:54 AM	#11
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	...funny as $xxx

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