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padi56 · 16 October 2005, 07:50 PM

George Bush Snr and his sons Dubya and Jeb were in a bar pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.
They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Senior Bush won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.
Son Jeb was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.
Dubya won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.
When they gathered in the same bar a week later, Senior asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said Jeb "I love spaghetti."
"So do I," said the Dad. "And how's the toilet brush, Dubya?"
"Not so good," Dubya said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

AJC · 17 October 2005, 08:24 PM

dman · 20 October 2005, 02:48 PM

LMFAO!!!!!

JJ Irani · 20 October 2005, 05:10 PM

Seadweller · 20 October 2005, 05:25 PM

Rockrolex · 20 October 2005, 11:29 PM

Yep, that just about sums it up.

And this is the leader of the "free world."

16 October 2005, 07:50 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,035	Bush Senior, Dubya and Jeb . George Bush Snr and his sons Dubya and Jeb were in a bar pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Senior Bush won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Son Jeb was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. Dubya won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they gathered in the same bar a week later, Senior asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Jeb "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said the Dad. "And how's the toilet brush, Dubya?" "Not so good," Dubya said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 October 2005, 02:48 PM	#3
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20 October 2005, 05:10 PM	#4
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20 October 2005, 11:29 PM	#6
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,944	Yep, that just about sums it up. And this is the leader of the "free world." __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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