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AJC · 20 October 2010, 08:28 PM

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why
yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The
girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.** **
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"I'd like her," he said. **
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"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next." **

Redeye · 21 October 2010, 01:12 AM

That was great.

I work with Unions all the time. I gotta share that one with some coworkers.

Mogens · 21 October 2010, 02:24 AM

Hoho

pz93c · 21 October 2010, 03:20 AM

That's what happens to me.

limbo · 21 October 2010, 06:01 AM

Numismatist · 21 October 2010, 06:03 AM

ME LIKE THAT ONE!!!

rfknauss · 21 October 2010, 09:51 AM

Art 1 · 22 October 2010, 09:56 AM

blackmsport · 22 October 2010, 12:08 PM

Great joke for a friday

toph · 22 October 2010, 12:30 PM

SLS · 23 October 2010, 04:55 AM

Funny....and true!

AstroBoy · 24 October 2010, 12:33 PM

DWBOD · 24 October 2010, 01:53 PM

Doug

Lion · 31 October 2010, 04:30 AM

Yikes!!!

WWIIBuff · 12 November 2010, 05:52 AM

that is great

rxonmymind · 23 December 2010, 01:52 PM

THAT IS SOOOOO WRONG!

xtra3cats · 24 December 2010, 01:45 AM

So funny...

Dr. Robert · 24 December 2010, 03:51 AM

20 October 2010, 08:28 PM	#1
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Got to love a union A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

21 October 2010, 01:12 AM	#2
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21 October 2010, 06:03 AM	#6
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21 October 2010, 02:24 AM	#3
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22 October 2010, 12:08 PM	#9
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23 October 2010, 04:55 AM	#11
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24 December 2010, 01:45 AM	#17
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