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Join Date: Mar 2007
Real Name: Royston
Location: Essex, England
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Prison Escapee
PRISON ESCAPEE
> >>>>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. >He > >>>breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a >young > >>>couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair. > >>>While > >>>tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of >her, > >>>kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>While he's in there, the man whispers over to his wife: "Listen, >this > >>>>guy > >>>is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent lot >of > >>>time > >>>in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your >neck. > >>>If > >>>he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. > >>>Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is >obviously > >>>very > >>>dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I >love > >>>you!" > >>>> > >>>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in >my > >>>ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we >had > >>>any > >>>Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love >you, > >>>too!" > >>>> > > > > > > |
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Real Name: Jason
Location: at home
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Minnesota, USA
Watch: SS Sub-Date
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Real Name: M.Thatcher MP
Location: Le Locle
Watch: Bear Grylls
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