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albertgo · 23 December 2010, 01:27 AM

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly..."May I ask what the turkey did?"

“HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!"

pz93c · 23 December 2010, 07:31 AM

That's funny.

Route 66 · 23 December 2010, 08:04 AM

Very funny!

Art 1 · 24 December 2010, 05:51 AM

swatty · 24 December 2010, 06:05 AM

Chipmunk · 24 December 2010, 06:11 AM

paverman · 25 December 2010, 03:47 PM

JJ Irani · 26 December 2010, 04:37 AM

Puffy · 27 December 2010, 06:39 AM

marshallr47 · 28 December 2010, 05:32 PM

Lion · 4 January 2011, 09:40 AM

Very funny!!!

DCgator · 4 January 2011, 09:44 AM

Too funny!

AstroBoy · 8 January 2011, 03:19 PM

23 December 2010, 01:27 AM	#1
albertgo "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: SG Posts: 33	Bad Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly..."May I ask what the turkey did?" “HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!"

24 December 2010, 06:11 AM	#6
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27 December 2010, 06:39 AM	#9
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4 January 2011, 09:40 AM	#11
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

23 December 2010, 07:31 AM	#2
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	That's funny.

23 December 2010, 08:04 AM	#3
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4 January 2011, 09:44 AM	#12
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8 January 2011, 03:19 PM	#13
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