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mitchy · 17 March 2011, 03:28 PM

Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."

blackmsport · 17 March 2011, 03:35 PM

oh shite

mjclark32 · 22 March 2011, 11:24 PM

hahahaahahaa

Jack's Uncle · 22 March 2011, 11:40 PM

mtrunner · 22 March 2011, 11:51 PM

dalip · 23 March 2011, 12:08 AM

MonBK · 23 March 2011, 10:44 PM

:)

Lion · 26 March 2011, 01:28 AM

Very funny!!!

Chipmunk · 26 March 2011, 02:00 AM

TRW · 26 March 2011, 02:19 AM

:cheer s:

17 March 2011, 03:28 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Coma Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked." __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

22 March 2011, 11:24 PM	#3
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